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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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Zeki Müren was a Turkish singer, composer, songwriter, actor and poet. Known by the nicknames \"The Sun of Art\" and \"Pasha\", he was one of the prominent figures of Turkish classical music. Due to his contributions to the art industry, he was named a \"State Artist\" in 1991. He was the first singer to receive a gold certification in Turkey and throughout his career recorded and released hundreds of songs on cassettes and phonograph records.
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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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