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Major Marinus Johannes \"Marco\" Kroon, RMWO, is a Dutch officer serving with the Korps Commandotroepen. Kroon is one of only three living knights 4th class of the Military Order of William and the first new member appointed to this Dutch Order in over half a century. The Military William Order is the highest honour in the Netherlands, bestowed for \"performing excellent acts of Bravery, Leadership and Loyalty in battle\".
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Sandy Héribert is a French-British TV journalist, show host and presenter who currently works for French media channel France 2 and L'Équipe. A graduate of Institut supérieur du commerce de Paris, she began her career at Eurosport before later moving on to work for several other media outlets including CNews, My Sports Channel, RTL-TVI, Voyage and France 4.
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