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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the rooster cross the road?","punchline":"He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.","id":391}
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Miss Ryley's soft-furred rat is a species of rodent in the family Muridae.\nIt is found only in central Myanmar, and was also recorded on Mount Popa.
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